gerardcalmyourhands:

my biggest fear is someone asking me out as a joke like i have literally had this thought at the back of my mind since like 2nd grade and i am terrified

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zillatamer:

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tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

pop up

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benedct:

The Star Trek Into Darkness Superbowl ad in case you missed it

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fuckyeahgirlcrush:

every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad

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pricklylegs:

Call I-800-CAT-MASSEUSE, You Feed, We Knead.

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merryprankster:

Mistical by *KellyDelRosso

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